Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Cripples are lame.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

A hill billy went fishing

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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