- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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