Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down, and orders a drink. After giving the pirate a drink, the bartender looks down and notices that there is a steering wheel on the pirate's penis. "Sir, are you aware that there is a steering wheel on your penis?" The bartender asked. "Arrrrrrr, it's driving me crazy!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon," said the bartender, "It looks very uncomfortable and could be dangerous to your health...not to mention your penis is out in the open." "Yes, you are probably right," the pirate agreed. He proceeded to get a ride from a friend to the nearest hospital, for drinking and driving can be dangerous, and steering wheels on penises are not safe.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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