What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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