- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Guess what? I like trains.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??