I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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