What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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