- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Blacks

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Tony Romo

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