What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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