What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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