Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Anti Joke

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