- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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