why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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