What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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