write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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