Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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