The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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