What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

A blind man walks into a library.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Gay rights.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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