- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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