- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

A cat playing laser tag.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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