Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

my penis

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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