- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.