Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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