You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

this website is a bad joke

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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