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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

knock knock who's there ?

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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