There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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i saw amango it splootered

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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