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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Anti Joke

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