why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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