Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What was so sad about the white woman who dropped her Starbucks? It fell on her baby in a nearby stroller giving it third degree burns, disfiguring its face.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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