- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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