- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Tony Romo

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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