- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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