What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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can you pass the soap?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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