An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

The child was fired from his job.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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