- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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