Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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