ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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