"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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