- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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