Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Women outside of the kitchen.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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