What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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