- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Fat? Jesse Z

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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