- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

I have a really funny joke.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

123 f*ck off

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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