Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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David Cameron

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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SEX

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Anti Joke

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