- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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