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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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