- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Matt is a Duster!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Charlie Sheen is winning

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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