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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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