- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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