Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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