- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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