- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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