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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

civil rights

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

someone called someone else a frog

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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