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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Yo Momma So Fat!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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