womens rights

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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