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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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