- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Knock Knock! F*ck off

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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