- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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