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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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