- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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