What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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you will like this because i am black.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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