- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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