- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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