- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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