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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

you see theres this guy.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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