How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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