- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Knock Knock No solicitors

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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