Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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