How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Knock knock It's open, come in

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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