What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Sarah Palin.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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David Cameron

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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