- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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