What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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