- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Yellow People !!

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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