How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Charlie Sheen

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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All of these jokes are about white people

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