- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Sex

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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