- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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