- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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