- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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