Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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