An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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All of these jokes are about white people

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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dyslexic's Untie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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