- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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