Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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