- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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