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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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