One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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