- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

^ That's not even funny ^

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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