What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Ben Corbishley

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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