What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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