Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Women's rights.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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