Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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