- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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