what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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