- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

9/11 my birthday

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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