- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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