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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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