- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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