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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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