- Anti Joke

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Man U

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Allah walked into AK Bar