- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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