A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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