Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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