Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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