Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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