Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Anti Joke

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