why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Whose your daddy? Not me

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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