- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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