- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Women's rights

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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