Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Peas

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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