A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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