A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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