- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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