Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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