roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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