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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

13 =B you just learned something

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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