What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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