- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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