- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

if you don't like this you're gay

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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