Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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