- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Killing your friend as a joke.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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