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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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