They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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My cat just died.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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I'm Polish.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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