- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

antonis sister is mighty fine

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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