- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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