What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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Anti Joke

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