What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Yellow People !!

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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