Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Dwarf Shortage

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Knock knock Come in

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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