- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Dan walked into a jelly fish

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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