- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Justin Bieber

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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