your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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