There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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