- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Cripples are lame.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What's blue? The sky.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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