- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Jimmy Saville

Tony Romo

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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