Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Yo Mama just died.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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