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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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