Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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