Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Albino African Americans

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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