- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

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