- Anti Joke

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.