Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Women's Soccer.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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this website is a bad joke

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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