- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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