- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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