What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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