- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Small Penis.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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