God is real.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Weaner

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

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