- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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