What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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