roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

roses are red poo is poo

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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