- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's better than a stick? A stone

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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