- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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