Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Turkey Balls

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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