- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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