- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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