Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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