An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

why did the blue berry cross the road

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

You are joking right?

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

jews

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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