What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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Hello.

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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