- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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